Name: Linda
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Just For Fun
GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
1 - No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2- When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3- If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4- Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5- You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6- Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7- Never hold a dust-buster and a cat at the same time.
8- You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of mild.
9- Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10- The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.
GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:
1- Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
2- Wrinkles don't hurt.
3- Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4- Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5- Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6- Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.
GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD:
1- Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2- Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3- When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4- You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5- It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6- Time may be a great healer, but its a lousy beautician.
7- Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.
From the "Chin Strap"
Blessings,
1 - No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2- When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3- If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4- Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5- You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6- Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7- Never hold a dust-buster and a cat at the same time.
8- You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of mild.
9- Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10- The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.
GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:
1- Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
2- Wrinkles don't hurt.
3- Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4- Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5- Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6- Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.
GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD:
1- Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2- Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3- When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4- You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5- It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6- Time may be a great healer, but its a lousy beautician.
7- Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.
From the "Chin Strap"
Blessings,
10 Comments:
Great fun and funny thoughts. Nailing jelly to a tree...haha Husbands watering the grass systematically. Since we moved to this house 10 years ago...we have a sprinkler system...love it. I have a little twisty sprinkler for the kids to run through(o: Please pass on to your son Todd (my sons name too) that I have had MS for years. I first had opticnuritous (have no idea how to spell that) when I was in my twenties and now I am 55. I am beating the odds. I think it is important for people with MS to know that NOT everyone with this MS has the same path to follow. I don't read books about it...I don't watch movies with stories about it...I don't want to fill my head with what could happen...why??? Anyway, sorry for the rant.
Funny and SO true! :o)
Hope you're doing well, Linda.
Love and hugs,
Diane
Thanks for the cheerful post
Thanks for the chuckle...
Those are so much fun and so true!
My husband's niece was diagnosed with MS at age 25, is now 50+ and is doing so well. Just some encouraging news.
This was really cute!
Have a great rest of the week
Love,Jess
Oh my goodness. These are great!
These are so cute! Thanks for sharing!
I love this, Linda! I really grinned when I read the lists because I can verify the fact that they are all true - from experience!
Loved this Linda! Some were LOL funny. Probably the ones I could relate to most. ;v)
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