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Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Just For Fun
GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:

1 - No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2- When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3- If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4- Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5- You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6- Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7- Never hold a dust-buster and a cat at the same time.
8- You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of mild.
9- Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10- The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.

GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:

1- Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
2- Wrinkles don't hurt.
3- Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4- Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5- Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6- Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD:

1- Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2- Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3- When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4- You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5- It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6- Time may be a great healer, but its a lousy beautician.
7- Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

From the "Chin Strap"

Blessings,
 
  posted at 3:57 PM
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10 Comments:
At 4:47 PM, Blogger grammy said...

Great fun and funny thoughts. Nailing jelly to a tree...haha Husbands watering the grass systematically. Since we moved to this house 10 years ago...we have a sprinkler system...love it. I have a little twisty sprinkler for the kids to run through(o: Please pass on to your son Todd (my sons name too) that I have had MS for years. I first had opticnuritous (have no idea how to spell that) when I was in my twenties and now I am 55. I am beating the odds. I think it is important for people with MS to know that NOT everyone with this MS has the same path to follow. I don't read books about it...I don't watch movies with stories about it...I don't want to fill my head with what could happen...why??? Anyway, sorry for the rant.

 
At 5:47 PM, Blogger Diane@Diane's Place said...

Funny and SO true! :o)

Hope you're doing well, Linda.

Love and hugs,

Diane

 
At 5:51 PM, Blogger Sandi said...

Thanks for the cheerful post

 
At 2:26 PM, Blogger Abba's Girl said...

Thanks for the chuckle...

 
At 2:32 PM, Blogger Dawn said...

Those are so much fun and so true!

My husband's niece was diagnosed with MS at age 25, is now 50+ and is doing so well. Just some encouraging news.

 
At 3:56 PM, Blogger Jess said...

This was really cute!

Have a great rest of the week

Love,Jess

 
At 8:30 AM, Blogger Maxine said...

Oh my goodness. These are great!

 
At 1:41 PM, Blogger Kathleen Marie said...

These are so cute! Thanks for sharing!

 
At 6:24 PM, Blogger Linds said...

I love this, Linda! I really grinned when I read the lists because I can verify the fact that they are all true - from experience!

 
At 10:18 AM, Blogger Susanne said...

Loved this Linda! Some were LOL funny. Probably the ones I could relate to most. ;v)

 

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